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SmileyCat ready to smile? Dog talks to God?

Dear God: Let me give you a list of some things to remember a good dog. 1. I do not eat cat food "before or after vomiting. 2. I do not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., only because I love how they smell. 3. The sandbox is not a cookie jar. 4. The sofa is not a napkin. "5. The garbage collector is not stealing our business. 6. I will not play tug of war with underwear dad when he was in the bathroom. 7. Sticking my nose in someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying "hello". 8. We must shake the rainwater on my fur before entering in the house - not after. 9. I will not go outside and immediately drag my butt. 10. I will not stay in the center of the living room and lick my crotch. And God ... when I'm in heaven ... I have my testicles back? So? In what state are you laughing at? Best Commentary gets points for size! SmileyCat:)

As a lover of dogs in California, I love it. 4,5,6,7,8, and 10 to break all my dog not to pull time.h underwear, shoes and carrying no sniffing the crotch of people walking to them because he thinks he can still keep in your knees like a puppy (which is 110 pounds. rottie / Shepard mix) after a bath, run around the house, beaten, and used the couch, a towel in the body, will then roll on the ground in the courtyard.